Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
I had to fart so bad so i let it go hoping it would be quiet, it was loud and shit came out!!! and i couldnt leave because her parents were behind me
You've ruined blow jobs for me. You were the motzart of sucking dick, where every other girl is like awkward elevator music
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the size of his penis is telling me NOOO! but his bank account is telling me YESSS!
We had to go visit his dealer in the hospital to buy some weed.
If you're not washing nut sweat off of your forehead this morning I'm disappointed in you
She was lying on the table chugging back something when the table broke
She kept going
Haha, I gave you the rest of the cash I had on me and you bought 3 shots for yourself and beer for everybody except me FUCKFACE.
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I'm surprised, it's been so long you must be starving
At a certain point, the zombie-like hunger goes away. Then the sadness sets in. Then you start lying to yourself that you're taking some "me time." Then you remember you dodged chlamydia and Buddha knows what else. Then you're at peace with it.
I think I may be the only girl in the world that can say she has fallen asleep grasping a penis..... 3 different times...... 3 different penises
I just spent 3 hours in the back of an unmarked police cruiser. Best. Date. Ever.
Dreamt I had my own personal vibrator rep, who made house calls. I earned an upgrade to an electric model, since I was burning through batteries. That's it. Time for a bf.
theres a canoe in our lawn. we dont own a canoe.
it was the only safe place
fucked one of the teachers, librarian job's going great
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