I love you and miss you, which in no way dimishes how much I hate the person you turned out to be, but I still love and miss you.
i woke up with socks on this morning
so?
i didnt wear socks last night
I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
he wont speak to me right now because i told him it must suck knowing he'll never be as good as edward cullen..idiot.
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hey bro how do you do that fake vagina thing with the tp roll? im bored.
Not gonna happen. She just told me she puts glitter over the mole on her nose to make it look like a piercing.
he even offered to make my bed in the morning.
will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
its time for step 4 of getting over him: post his number on the transvestite page on craigs list asking for pics
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Welp, dad and I drunkenly sang Christmas carols until the police told us to stop. I vote Xmas eve a success
We found you wrapped up in a tarp in the garage the next morning, thats how real shit got.
It's like the dark age of my sex life being stuck here
Captain Morgan does not know self control. Nor does he teach it.
When the stripper from this weekend is your cashier at Publix the next day ππ#pensacolaproblems
What happened last night dude?
YOU SHIT ON MY FUCKING COFFE TABLE THATS WHAT FUCKING HAPPENED!!!
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