I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
Police were just in my backyard to recover a loaded .38. What the fuck?????
i just had a dream that i could control how black Will Smith was with a remote.i need to stop sleeping with the TV on
How the hell can the Olympic committee frown so much on weed and yet put on a show you would have to be high to actually enjoy?
Its officially tradition: I black out every year on michael jackson's death day..
James and whatshisface bought me drunks. I am drinks.
21st Birthday Idea: liquor store gift registry. Give me a promotion.
My dick was out way too much saturday not to get laid
He busted his lip while trying to keep from passing out in the pool. The hotel people don't seem to be too concerned that we're passing around a bottle of SoCo at 11 am.
He was like a foghorn with a huge penis.
That's the international "my vagina is unoccupied, come talk to us" chant. You have your mission. Go.
I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
It's getting to the point where my ability to get dick pix during the work day is impressing even me. Take that, adulthood!
It's not stalking if you do it on LinkedIn...
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
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