How many times do you have to sleep with a guy before you get him to kiss you???
They wont let us in. Theyve some sort of no Daft Punk costume rule
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
Hairspray is covering 85% of my body. Help.
Wait until you see the roof.
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just leaving uw hospital. they thought i had franzia-induced appendicitis. whaaaaat
I HAVE stop dating guys for their prescriptions, you have no idea how awkward family dinner was. Thank god for his xanax.
Brilliant thought; pill pong.
What could go wrong?
There is no try. Just do it. Yoda said that. Or Nike. I can't remember. whiskey
I'm taking a leave of absence and sending myself to fat camp. I'll let you know when I'm out.
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I can't decide if I'm depressed or if this is just what life without a bidet feels like.
I would rather her be sleeping with someone new than getting to go Harry Potter world before me...
I just want him to go down on me while I eat a burger. Is that too much to ask?
Now just crop his dad out and add it to the spank bank.
i told him the only way i'd fuck him was if he saved me during the zombie apocolypse and took me to a tastefully decorated yet impenetrable hideout.
I miss all the tiny banana hammocks... When can I go back to ogling? I can do it from a lot farther than six feet without any complaints.
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