i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
HOW IN THE HELL DID YOU BLOW A .24?????
We were watching I'm a celebrity get me out of here and taking shots every time heidi said HALLELUJAH, and started spraying her hair with that stupid dry shampoo shit....and we only watched the last half hour.
We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
you threw up in thedumpster behind red robin
and kept yelling "DIRTY BIRD"
ran into someone who graduated hs with us while i was paying for booze in quarters. i love it when people from my past catch me in my classier moments.
you kept naming everything at the party...like "boy i'm going to make out with" and "table i'm going to dance on later"
He burst into tears while I was blowing him. NEVER giving a bj for a graduation present again.
Oh, and that ugly chick transformed into a veritable goddess when she came back at 3AM with a handle of vodka and 100 chicken wings
We don't have a lot of plans besides weed and cake
I'm currently trying to decide if crown or wild turkey will hurt worse coming back out through my nose later.
Bathroom attendant appreciated that hug I have him as a tip. Fucking BROKE these days.
my brain is opting to stay half drunk rather than relearn how to think. the rest of me is in no position to argue.
I sent him a tit pic with the caption, "Mt. Arie and Mt. Hola are ready for expedition." Too nerdy?
Our relationship is perfect
90% threatening to punch him in the dick 10% actual dickpunching
You mentioned his name and i threw up a little.
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