Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
You said I was the most beatiful preggers youve ever seen...im not pregnant
this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
He's tryingto open a beer with a Police baton. Cut him off or see where this leads?
Some guy just bought a handle of cuervo, a curling iron, and a power drill. Paid with a jar of change. I'm torn between avoiding him and befriending him..
We saluted the chips to the national anthem before cooking them. The house has to get a munchies fryer
We were showing our tits to everyone because it's breast cancer awareness month and we care deeply
I thought we were doing it cause it's Tuesday
Theres a guy in your room wearing a franzi box costume and some girl is in the box giving him head.
I am going to buy some m-80's and keep a bucket of them in the bathroom. That way I can just depth charge the toilet before each time I use it. Lets see how those snakes like cheap Chinese explosives
It's not as funny as it sounds. I shit myself at the company Christmas party.
It's hard picking what to wear when you know the plan is sex. Like can't I just wear my robe let's just simplify this.
I've never seen so much of my blood outside me. After the initial shock it was kind of cool.
Goal: finish my bio assignment before the Xanax kicks in.
So. Um. Hypothetically speaking...how would one get a squirrel out of the house?
Randomize
