Your tits are I can't wait for
Saw a pregnant woman get a lap dance last night. I love the south.
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
i just threw up a quarter into the urinal in the bathroom at the bar. everybody else stared then cheered. that drunk
just to let ya know we might have to take a stripper snowboardin sometime
I haven't had nearly enough lesbian experiences to fully commit to this relationship.
I'm pretty sure you called me last night and screamed that she was force-feeding you a bagel.
Brownies hit. And just found beer. And the bill cosby show is on. And its in spanish.
Just to warn you I probably wont be able to do anything that involves standing up
my ex's current girlfriend held my hair as I threw up. new low.
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
Just to clear things up, yes you did lick the strippers butt
He had a small dick and screamed "I will kill you if you don't get hard" to it in German...awkward time to have to explain I speak German too...
This is why you need to stop sleeping with freshmen.
On a scale of one to ten how bad is it that the first cardio I've done in months is jogging to the bars?
I'll just go with dedication.
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