a/c is broke at work...just took my panties off at my desk and the janitor saw it...might have a date for later. let you know
Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
So I answered the door in my underwear expecting my boyfriend. Instead I opened the door to Mormon missionaries. Do you think that was a sign from God?
Facebook really needs to add a bikini picture profile tab for girls, it would really save me countless amounts of time!
I forgot how hot balto sounded
Just rolled over and found your boyfriend in bed with me. Is mine at your house?
well considering we left the bathroom with the mirror off the wall, a bloody nose, and clothes all messed up they assume im just a coke whore now..
Since your rent is paid til the first, we decided to use your apartment as the beer pong room. We apologize in advance for losing your security deposit.
The last thing I said to him last night before telling him he couldn't give me a kiss goodnight was pointing at his dick then at me and saying "this isn't working out"
You're gonna judge me.
Howd you sleep with him already
Yeah, I got home from work at like 9:30, and he was passed out on the couch wearing only a tee shirt and The Jurassic Park theme on repeat.
I'm taking a shower and i'm gonna bring my pocketknife with me
I literally just want someone to fuck me and buy me cheeseburgers. I don't even want a relationship at this point. Just a chew toy and some food.
She deleted me on Facebook. I think it's safe to say that she knows I fucked him now.
His bedroom is the preferred destination of MILFs, cougars, recent divorcees and sexually frustrated wives
His penis is my hero
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