I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I love reading their "i love you more" , "no i love you more" war on facebook today knowing that he hooked up with me last night. I bet i know who wins that one.
The pine trees are waving at me.
Put the pipe down honey.
Hi trees.
You walked in with a firecracker and a doughnut then demonstrated what a lazy job he did fucking you
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Slept on the counter again. Mom covered me in an apron.
i'm having taco bell mild sauce and tums for breakfast because i'm hungover and thats all i can find. it's like thanksgiving up in here
you're trying to get a guy who's been in a coma for 2 weeks and who thought he was in '08 yesterday to drive you to the liquor store?
yeah, you wanna come?
High gym went like this: I went to Dairy Queen instead.
Our relationship is representative of a cognitive bias that leads to bad decision making and misplacement of resources. So should we pick up some whiskey tomorrow?
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OMG. Hung over at my grandparents house. Threw up on 3 T-stops, countless snowbanks, and the grandparents driveway. Was proposed to last night. Bruised from head to toe from falling down 3 flights of stairs. Debating my intelligence because it seems that "happy new years" is too hard for me to spell. How were your new years festivities?
He finally delivered on the dick pic, and Jesus Christ, it was worth the wait.
Sigh. I'll find the right guy one day.
Prince charming is right around the corner and will be freaky as shit!
I would also like you to tell your human bio class that I successfully smoked out the flu. 103 degree when I woke up yesterday. 100degree after one bowl. 4 more bowls and 16 hours later all that's left is a cough
Dad smells like hangovers and 65 years of bitterness
I know you told me I shouldn't go see him...that's why I'm texting you letting you know I made it home safe from his house this morning
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