i wish everyone could be as happy as the people in the laxative commericals
Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
I'm at taco bell and they have a hiring sign asking "do you like to melt things?" clearly they only want the ambitious.
All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
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his mom called while we were having sex and asked if we could finish in his brothers room because her ceiling fan was about to fall on her bed
I was under the impression that I sent actual words. turns out it was a series of letters and question marks on a side note we still had sex
While I was banging her, her cell rang. She checked to see who it was, answered it, and moaned, "I'm dumping you."
She is a social worker. An actual good person trying to save the world. I feel like every time I give her an orgasm God wipes a little smudge off of my shit list.
there was a fucking fire juggler. but it was ok bc i was in the kiddie pool and it was the safe zone
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How many trips to the liquor store in a week constitutes alcoholism?
the bad thing about being great at twerking is that I'm powerless to stop myself from doing it when I'm drunk and in public.
I can't decide if this outfit makes me look like a pirate. I also can't decide if I care if it does.
Please clarify that he is speaking of beer pong and not rough sex
I looked like a tiger in heat. He didn't know if I wanted to fuck him or eat him.
Your parents are gone and we haven't fucked in their bed... why?
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