with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
She had her laptop open and there was microsoft word opend and all was written was "no italianoo"
He told everyone he was freezing their keys so they couldn't drive drunk. When I opened the freezer this morning, my keys were at the bottom of an unfrozen ice cream tub of vodka.
He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
Believe it or not I'm actually not the only person sitting in the back of the train covered in glitter and drinking whiskey out of an arizona iced tea can. Small world.
Yeah, surprised you made it on time this morning. Remarkable, considering 2 hours ago you were pretending to be talking window curtains.
my pupils became my eyes and i slept with a cloth in my mouth again
I may or have may not just taken a swig out of a jar of alfedo sauce in my fridge. Dont judge me
There's a naked man in my car right now.
I gave a handjob to the beat of uptown fuck last night
How many of my Tinder dates can my Christian roommate accidentally meet in the hallway at 3am before she's horrified and moves out?
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
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