I wish I could google chicago male strippers on my work computer but I don't feel like talking to HR today
TBS has betrayed me by telling me tyler perry is funny
seriously my hangover is so bad I feel like my eye lashes make blinking a workout
The usual, bring face make up, I have a weird gash on my nose, probably from my one night stand
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They let me keep the giant cocktail glass because I threw up in it. And made out with the bartender. Europeans are so generous. I'm getting it engraved
Just FYI, I'm breaking up with my boyfriend tonight and you need to be on call to be my first rebound bang
There's a lady here with a big bag of dildos. I'm not sure that's appropriate bar baggage but, I like her style
Grandpa got a dui while riding a horse. This is what I need to live up to.
i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
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Just watched a girl fall down the stair and be to drunk to get up. The only stair in the bar. It's like watching a turtle on it's back.
I'm going to give blood tomorrow. Prepare yourself for pictures and a cynical poem about the heart and its level of tangibility.
Had a grope session with a girl who looked like my Mom and had the same name as her as well. I think therapy is in order.
I think the blind guy i flirt with on a regular basis is starting to realize he's old enough to be my father. I can't tell if he's into it or not.
i told someone my fallback plan was to be a slutty bartender and i needed the practice as i straddled them to pour a shot
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
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