I attract so much trash. The guy that is engaged and kissed me is here so is his fiancé. I feel likeshw knows and will cut me in the bathroom might happen. If I'm not at the pool tomorrow she has blonde hair and is really flat.
I just found 51 cents in my bed. Did you leave me a tip?
Slut skills are useful in every country.
you can't exactly throw up or pass out at the pentagon so i had to pull my shit together
Just bought lingerie with the intention of wearing it as a shirt. It's going to be that kind of weekend.
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
Our logic class started an hour ago, I walked out and found my sister drunk, sitting down, eating m&ms, afraid to walk in... I want her life
Dude, you need better judgement.Trust me I know. I put my dick in the wrong mouths all the time
My friend asked me if I got home okay and I replied "Glad teat. Goodnight." Usually I can translate drunk me, but I'm even lost on that one.
She's really sweet and cute, but when she drinks, she becomes way too proud of her bush.
WHY IS SHE PANDERING YOU, A SIMPLE GOBLIN, TINY WEENER PICTURES OVER STATE LINES
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
So I missed the eclipse because I was masturbating.
I had to cum in my sink.
He wanted me to do the rubix cube. He thought it was hot.
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