I miss you like a fat girl misses the prom.
pretty sure mid blowjob I told him I needed to call you and ask you if this was whore-ish. He hid my phone from me.
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
Drinking gin at a party, riding a giant inflatable walrus all around the living room.
my parents decided to start a new christmas tradition. we will now be drinking champagne while opening presents, and we each get our own bottle
Would "deck the halls with penises " be an appropriate event title? I know peni is the plural but flow of the tongue as well
Apparently I yelled "Spring Break 1984" at a drunk couple fighting on the side of the road.
A guy was over-the-skirt fingering me on the dance floor and I stopped him to sensually rap in his ear. So that was my Halloweekend
We got drunk and crashed a fifty year old woman's birthday party for the food. Whoops.
Tbh I fell asleep cuddling a bag of Brazilian nuts. Franzia never dissappoints me
And the prospective student I was showing around had to take care of me.
My boobs keep hanging out of this shirt. I think thats the style I'm going for tonight
I'm a grown ass woman, I need to get fucked
Idk how much of a virgin he is but I'm tryna find out.
I can't believe there are people our age getting engaged and I can't even find a solid coke dealer.
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