R you on birth control?
No, why?
...no reason
Cure to hiccups..road head..high five
I'm so high that a hulu ad convinced me to go on healthybaby.com
We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
Apparently I did my philosophy paper last night. It's not bad either.
I passed out on my porch last night. I'm still making it to class. This is what growing up means.
WHY DO YOU ALWAYS PUT THE PLUG IN THE SINK BEFORE YOU PUKE IN IT
I'm in the sex attic, crying, eating french toast and taco
I'm working on finding a bottomless situation. Both pants and mimosas.
What alcohol should i drink Saturday to completely hate life?
Remember when we tried to have fun last time..? I got put in a choke hold and you woke up in some ones car.
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
I seriously just forgot to push down the toaster twice in a row \n\nSo I've been waiting 8 minutes for toaster strudels that I haven't even started... Too high
...I just added shower water to my vodka on ice\n#sendhelp
He did a backflip because drugs
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