Remember when the only STD we had to worry about were hickies? Those were the days
k so who do I think I'm kidding applying to culinary school? I just fucked up a microwaveable pizza
I'm pretty sure God is rooting for me with this two gf thing
i don't even remember going to get food. i think i got gas too.
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haha the sad thing is i can't decide whats worse. the fact that you're drunk judging a science fair or the fact that i'm really proud of you for it.
I am so 35 right now. Listening to REM, drinking red wine, and crying over an article about ecstasy in oprah magazine.
Straight up if I get stuck with her I'm going to drink myself into a prison cell.
when you agree to fuck a guy it does by NO means make it okay for his roommate to hide in the closet with doritos and watch
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
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Me too, I feel like I pinched your nipples excessively. At the time it seemed like a good idea, but in retrospect I'm not so sure.
Gave up on finding an ashtray.... just started flicking it in my purse.
Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
There is no way to say this. Dude, I peed your bed. No questions, no answers. My flight leaves in 30 minutes. Use my detergent. Also, THE VODKA IN THE FRIDGE IS YOURS.
I puked into my skirt and then had to carry it to the bathroom and dump it out, Lmfao and it was like 2pm
Just made my first drink, took 2 sips feel like god
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