I un-blacked out around 7am watching J.lo videos on youtube
i just got a clause named after me in the 'alcohol and drug use' section of the handbook. this is certainly a warning sign.
I have fifteen cents in cash and 80 cents in the bank. BUT I have weed.
Thank you blackberry messenger, for giving me a way to sext faster and more efficiently
It could have went better. They kicked us out of the casino and I drunkenly whipped her across the face with a fishing pole. Long story.
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
Update: we are pushing the start of day drinking back from 9 am to 10 am. Minor delay.
The bartender was shocked when I took the mop bucket from him and told him I'd take care of my friends puke.
I am far too hungover to deal with the fact I can hear you masturbating in the bathroom.
Things were easy when he was just a penis. Now he's a penis with feelings.
The strip clubs here are like a safari of penis, and I'm gonna bag me a rhino.
After arriving 30 minutes late, he slowly walked to his desk and halfway there he just falls over like a tree and passes out. I now have some sort of proof as to how awesome that night was.
We both work at 8am and I have to shower but my roommate is passed out on our bathroom floor with the door locked. Merry Christmas.
I was floored. Like way less concerned with him using drugs than I am with him not believing in evolution.
On a scale of 1 to hungover I’m definitely throwing up at the office today.
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