Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
I think I'm on the verge of a really slutty period in my life
He probably has his cowboy hat on, that's his house hat.
I have a date tonight... Like a real date... Not the kind where you just go over to his house and have sex and then never speak again.
Yea there's blood all over the porch but we wont have to buy alcohol for the rest of the week
Hey, i turned the toilet into a water fountain. Drink up.
I don't know what was up he just kept sitting in his chair smoking weed and watching home movies all night it was weird as fuck.
I don't know what I'm more pleased with, the blowie last night or that fact that there's still 20 dollars in my wallet
I'm wearing a utility belt filled with alcohol
I have so many feelings about this burrito
Before consuming her Waffle House she did a few deep breaths and cleared the table to "prepare herself for this"
Stop it with the monkey emojis. It's like sexting with Curious George
I cannot handle Xanax... I just turned my computer on and I googled how to work YouTube
Fuck the library it's too quiet and makes me uneasy. I feel like I'm so isolated I should take off my pants or something
Randomize