roommate just walked in on us. two and a half times. the half, she just knocked, sighed, and walked away.
You're the only person with a favorite bar in Disneyworld
You know ure stoned when u start thinking about making a bacon smoothie
I just put on my hot pinky lace thong... you know what that means! ;)
Oh god. Slutty you is on the run. Someone needs to alert the city.
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It's underwear night and I am literally in the bar wearing nothing but underwear and flip flops.
christmas break will be like the 25 days of orgasms
Drunk Tina signed up to be part of the crew team and got a text from the captain telling her there's practice tomorrow. Wtf
mom just made me 'sorry-you-have-hpv-pancakes'
There's a middle eastern man wearing a cow costume with tequila coming out of his udders, but I'm not sober enough to feel uncomfortable with it.
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I forgot that I thought it would be a good idea to hairspray my toilet seat last night after I took 12 shots of vodka so when I just went to pee, I stuck to the toilet. Never drinking again.
Don't come. It's not even a party it's a total sausage fest. Like 20 drunk dudes in a bedroom. We can still drink by ourselves though it'll be ok
When and where the fuck did we get a beach ball??
Is it weird that I'm looking up pubic hairstyles?
When Dad gets to your house, ask him about the sound of anal beads. Happy Thanksgiving!
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
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