Best feeling in the world? holding your pee all day for a negative preggo test
After he came inside me, he made us hold hands and pray that I wasn't pregnant.
he turned two sober chicks into 7 drunken girls...he's my hero
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
Lost another pound. Switching from beer to hard liquor did this body good.
I WILL MAKE A FLYING LEAP FOR YOUR DICK WHEN I SEE YOU THROUGH THE WINDOW
Rain ponchos don't count as shirts at the bar. FYI.
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
It was like the perfect storm of bad decisions.
Every time I see him I get horny. I can't help it!
Just stop. You're making other wives look bad. We are all starting to hate you.
my dad pointed to my full beer and said drink up we're leaving now.
can you adopt me?
I'll be home next weekend. Its mothers day. Let's party just enough so we are frightened it might be our first
I want to buy weed from this guy on Tinder but I'm not sure I should trust him...but it's free delivery
Oral sex and brunch. The perfect sunday morning.
scale of one to ten how loathsome is it to save my chocolate easter bunny to use for a topping on my edibles
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