Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
The funny thing about my wife cheating on me is that the guy probably has genital warts now. Sweet.
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
Dear God. I kissed a man tonight who was born in 1936.
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Are you dead or are you taking another 13 hour nap? you need to let me know these things ahead of time so i dont worry.
.....woke up with a tube of cinnamon buns in my pocket, i miss you
Operation liquormelon is in full effect. We may die tonight.
He just texted me from the outside of the hospital. He called the fat broad in the bar mrs snuffleupagus about 60 times and she broke a bottle of blackberry brandy over his head.
An image of us stuck like that like Pompeii comes to mind. A wonder for future anthropologists
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She legitimately thought I was hiding in the fridge, then she checked the second one to be sure
Me, him and the recently stolen carpet walked down the road and into the strip club. We had to check the carpet with our coats, it didn't mind missing out too much, later the door guy at Subway held carpet during late night sandwich selection.
What the hell do I have to give up to manifest a dick
I drank beer out of some sort of animal horn all night, then we fucked to a "viking metal" album. I feel like I should go pillage something to complete the Norse trifecta.
Every FB picture she has looks like it's from the POV of the guy she's blowing
You tore a poster off a lamppost and ATE IT. That drunk.
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