i just assumed he broke up with her because she wasn't a freshman anymore
Everybody was literally kung fu fighting
Just spent 3 hours on the Mcdonalds website. I don't know what to do with myself now that college is over.
I'm trying to decide if I want to bring home my 'beer champion' trophy or my chem books.
Do 'mystery' cracked ribs heal any quicker than regular ones?
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
He thought my hair would soak it up. I HAD TO CUT IT OFF.
I plan on just grabbing someone's dick if I have to. They will know what's up. Why else do you go to a bar alone on valentines day?
We just don't discuss our relationships. It's pretty much like we're single no matter what to each other. And I'm okay with that. ¯\\(ツ)/¯
This is ridiculous. I’m in fucking college getting high off a potato.
I told him that I wanted his dick like I wanted a jumbo hot dog. There something wrong with my priorities
WHAT IS MY LIFE THAT THE ONLY PERSON INTERESTED IN FUCKING ME IS MY 6TH GRADE MATH TEACHER
My fuck buddy just proposed... Correct me if I'm wrong, but doesn't that completely defeat the purpose of FRIENDS with benefits?
Now you can be friends with Insurance Benefits.
First aid class means get dry humped by moderately attractive college students during heimlich maneuver training.
What do you do when you legitimately find a hidden sex dungeon in your parents basement next to your bedroom!!?
Randomize
