did you get engaged???
If Ritalin and Plan B had an illegitimate child it would smell like me.
you are the weird ass hat to my lady gaga
One of my students just said I have "big mommy parts". Even third graders know that my tits are too big. God I love em.
im swimming of confusion and bacardi. where do i go from herrrrrre
Wondering when "babysitting" formed into "sleeping on the couch for five hours nursing a hangover and giving the kids Nyquil."
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
I would come over if there was not the impending fear of me shitting out my brains.
Next time someone asks you what your spirit animal is do you really want to answer the iowa state fair butter cow?
I miss using glorious as an adjective. I'm gonna start doing that again. And I'm gonna try to get cuntatrosphe in there some more, too.
Lemme put it this way babe, at point you were naked in Target.
Where were you?
Laughing
and that's when you shouted "ahh motherland" as you streaked down hall 4B
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
The best part of being a lesbian? If I'm late for work at a hookup's place I can use her make up and peace out. Well and all the sex of course.
That man fucks like a champ. The sex was so good I did him again in the morning just to be sure
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