So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
So for his birthday I'm planning on doing what stripper did when she put the matches on her nipples..lights them n makes him blow them out..SEE I AM dating material.
i think i have two assholes
i had a headache and asked the kid next to me for aspirin. he gave me esctacy instead. gotta love college.
Thats why you have fulfilling relationships with nice girls and i have kinky sex with crazies
I puked right in front of him after winning beer olympics and he still hooked up with me. My life is so easy.
I'm not really into her personality. Not that we've ever looked for personality in women.
That's only a quality to look for in a second marriage.
my roommate just showed me the scar on her forehead... that she got from a shake weight... That. just. happened.
Lol okay. He's gonna show up with like a trunk of sex toys. He's like the mary poppins of hotel fucking.
We're just Facebook friends. Use guy logic. I tapped your wife in high school, 20 years and 60 lbs ago, when she was hot and experimental. Why would I mess with that now? It would ruin the vivid memories of her that I keep in my spank bank.
I will find you...
I wanted lighthearted conversation about ordering bulk condoms and anal lube but he's depressed and talking about god hating him, ugh
It's not your birthday unless mom picks you up at the bar
I just walked through the door and she ran up to me, hugged me, unzipped my pants and immediately started sucking my dick. Good day.
Did you leave it the depths of Magic Mike's favorite banana hammock?
I got laid two nights in a row
And none for Gretchen Wieners...
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