I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
tequila makes her clothes fall off
wow Mom, sounds like youre having a good time
just used a paint mixing cup as a shot glass. thank u art school.
Dude. Hurry up. They just blessed the tequila.
i proceeded to stick my hands in his pants while he continued to repeat i have a girlfriend
He looks like he'd be great Lego character.
He ate me out in the forest at that park we used to hit my bong in highschool again, somehow this isn't what I pictured being 25 would be like
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
You said "bag of dicks" before passing out and falling off the landing
Oh god... Please tell me Sarah didn't see me like this
...you may have kinda punched her in the tit on the way down...
Where's Taylor bro?
Never mind found him under the sink
I took my makeup off with mouthwash. Seemed like a good idea. It worked.
For a second I thought that you were becoming a decent person again. I am glad I was wrong.
I look like a hot mess, emphasis on the hot now, more emphasis on the mess later
they are cutting me off...little do they know I am making a 75 yr old man i named Herbert buy me drinks now...no shame at 11 am...
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