Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
Im drinking a beer thats called vuuve which is boobs in begian. I think my life is complete.
Exactly how many bongs can i have before my parents figure out they really aren't vases
at john mayer concert. alone. to many highschool kids. i feel like a drunk chaperone with a pomegranite martini mustache
Well, I didn't bring a notebook or any paper to class. Should I take notes on the sugar packet, lace thong, or condom wrapper that instead are in my school bag?
Her next conquest seems to be stealing her ex-boyfriend's new girlfriend. Pretty sure everyone involved is totally OK with this.
Just resonded to a booty call with "how much effort is required on my part?" I think I've finally reached the point of smoking too much pot
Dying on my bathroom floor at 7 am, I would rather be eaten by a shark right now
DAMMIT Im supposed to be running a company not discussing dick piercings!
He said "you speak American pretty good for a Canadian" and it took everything in me to still fuck him. Dry spell ended btw
He also ordered me a vibrator last week, so the flowers kind of balance it out
Yeah, I'm just gonna try to repress that and remember him for his big dick and perfect jawline.
Texting people and counting condoms..we have like fourteen. Goal for this week: use all of them
there were rolls with just one bite out of each one leading to the bedroom. you were laying on the bed naked and yelled 'you did it you followed the bread crumbs!'
you told us the chicken was mocking you, then proceeded to explain that every time someone reads your mind you accidentally think of something sexual
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