If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
On friday while at the hotel bar by myself (creepy) I made friends w/ a millionaire who said he may be running for the position of mayor in richmond va (likely a lie). At one point during our discourse he asked if I was crazy. In the effort of full disclosure I looked him in the eye and said yes
I don't know what prompted his inquiry, clearly this man had impeccable intuition
You need Jesus like Tony Danza needs another hit show.
We found her naked passed out on the bathroom floor. She didn't even make it to the shower. She was clutching the bathroom rug.
Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
The goal for tonight is vagina. In and around. Doesn't matter who. How. Or why.
Fucking someone because they own a lava lamp is like fucking someone because they have 20 dollars and no concern for their house burning down.
Abort mission; I repeat: Abort mission.I found an attractive one.
Since Josh is going to be Carl Sagan for Halloween, he bought a turtleneck and sportsman jacket. It's all my nerd fantasies come true.
That's not "anything", that's you deep throating a mozzarella stick.
This weekend I turned down sex to watch the Star Wars marathon... Is this growing up?
Thought the acid was fake. Then my reflection didn't move when I did in the bathroom.
It was rocky mountain showdown of course we got shitfaced and talked about eating buffaloes
i am currently wearing a bowl of frosting on my head. i do not regret any of my life choices leading to this moment
I bonged champagne. And did keg stands. What in the actual fuck am I doing with my life?
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