I kinda knew it wasnt going to pan out when he would rather watch how i met your mother ON TIVO than fuck me......
our drinking schedule never changed, we just drank at work.
that was probably me. ive bitten a lot of people.
I picked the lock on the bathroom door and sang him a song while he pooped. Why is he mad?
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Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
I LOVE DRINKING BOOZE OUT OF A FUCKING LAMP
We fucked on a kid's slide, my vagina is singing praises of being used
I just shaved my "bikini area" into a fucking pizza slice
Apparently, acid is a good substitute for cash if you don't have any! Who knew?
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I took a pregnancy test at Pancheros a bit ago.
I'm so glad I can be everyone's guide to the world of fucked up kinks
I enjoy the company of your penis
What the fuck dude? Now it's a "who is this?" convo going back and forth. Like... helllloooo you just sent me a picture of your penis! I'm entitled to ask who the fuck it is. I can't verify an identity by a body part.
we thought it would be safer to lock you in the car alone downtown than take you back home to pass out
Man, I miss taking bong rips in my room. Now they are bringing dogs around so all my stuff is hidden in random places up in the woods. I literaly have to hunt and gather just to get high.
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