Her little brother was home, so we had to hook up while playing hide and seek with him
its like they have never seen someone walk through campus with a plunger
I have come to the conclusion that if you don't fulfill your life ambitions you should go into porn
Internet sex stories have completely ruined the word sopping for me.
she is legit wearing a plastic bag around her neck as a necklace. she says it serves two purposes.
Just walked into the bathroom and looked straight ahead and made eye contact with a guy taking a shit through the crack in the stall door...
If you've never been pounded by an Eastern European body builder, I would highly recommend it.
Did we do anything stupid last night besides hook up with our ex girlfriends?
When I watch porn and jerk off like 95% of the time Iron Chef is on in the background...
We peed on campus in the middle of the tailgate and then hit on a married cop that asked you to stop touching him
Seriously I'm not after your cock. It's a nice bonus, like finding $20 in the dryer, but not the reason I hang out with you.
what do you mean i can't make cookies with a blow dryer? challenge accepted.
Just called to hear your voice and talk about pizza.
shit i just threw up on a freshman
i don't know if i should laugh or feel bad..
nevermind it was a sophmore, laugh.
Like sorry your dick won’t suck itself?
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