Goodnight my chunky, little, marshmallow muncher
Any day that starts with a call from my ex-bf... crying... is a good day.
she wants me to text her or call her all the time when we are apart...this is not high school...
I keep waking up with the nagging feeling I gave him half a hand job through his shorts.
I just woke up to pictures of every angle of his dick I'll ever need to see.
The heaters out again. Makin a fire in thebroke toilet for warmth.
Nice. Don't spend your therapist's co-pay on Jaeger bombs.
ALL CAPS CUZ ITS SERIOUS SHAME.
Her vagina felt like a fur coat. It was weird at first but I kinda liked it
Btw before you ask, the dr said there's no way shoving his dick that far down my throat is why i got laryngitis
Today marks the 365th consecutive day of jerkin it. I couldn't have done it without you guys. #onlynewyearsresolutionaccomplished
What is your life?
A tangled mess of finals and bad decisions.
Let's get the cat blown out
Just screamed wow while using my vibrator.. new low
Why does everyone always assume I'm fucking their boyfriends?
You are fucking her boyfriend.
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