5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
children are so perceptive these days... and horny
i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
sometimes i shoot so far i amaze even myself.
so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
just saw a girl throwing up in a taco bell nacho cantainor going 60 down the highway
So i just found out i replied to my room mates craigslist ad. Akward
He showed me a four inch blond hair that grows out of his side. He calls it his little ray of sunshine. Please come get me.
Your lower body and my face have had way too much contact lately.
I am one Jewel song away from suicide watch
I think I may have accidentally stepped in fire
I think I'm the only sober person in the whole bar. If you count drinking less than 10 tequilas sober.
our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni
I cannot be with a girl who won't let me come home on my lunch break, eat spicy ranch and watch Breaking Bad without pants on. #lesbianproblems
I just got hit with cramps and found a mystery pill. I'm gonna stay put for an hour and at least see what happens.
No? The only contact I've had with him for months was when I drunk texted him from Costa Rica to say that all jazz sounds the same
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