Solid performance last night. Wanna be fuck buddies?
Coffee is gods way of saying go ahead, get absolutly trashed on weeknights, I got your back
I just used my med student white coat as ID to buy beer at 9 in the morning
so we started it doggy style, but since we were really drunk kinda fell to the side and turned into a 'lazy dog'... my new favorite position btw
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I'm drinking whiskey outta the bottle trying to earn the trust of some ducks in the yard
had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
For thanksgving we are only drinking wild turkey for the next 24hrs time to strap your balls back on and maybe a helmet
Ps we bought 8 pellet guns just now
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I'm sure you can think of a way to make money.. God didn't give you boobs that awesome to waste them feeding your children..
pretty sure tht was the guy who once went to the club dressed as waldo. he still looks weirdly fuckable.
There's "red head", "preppy white girl" and "the two Asians I dated and now everyone thinks I like Asians"
Your dating history is like the united colors of Benetton
I just broke a sweat masturbating on a Friday night. I may need a boyfriend.
Me and mom just bonded over our mutual desire to bang Mark Ruffalo. I'm not sure how to feel about this.
Because, after all, nothing quite says life in 2020 than doing laundry at 9:40 on a Friday morning to make sure you have masks and underwear.
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