just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
i wanna have a kid now so by the time he's 20 ill only be 42 and assuming im already divorced we can pick up girls together
It's like alcoholism for beginners at my kitchen table.
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
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you asked "if this appropriate to take the the bathroom?" while holding up a bottle of vodka when you went to pee.
Just watched a girl fall down the stair and be to drunk to get up. The only stair in the bar. It's like watching a turtle on it's back.
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
True love: he brought me a margarita while was in the shower. He's a keeper.
dude, im taking a shit and i just realized it's his MOM in the shower not him...oh fuck
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ok I know you arent happy with the way we ended but paying someone to pass me an STD is TOTALLY FUCKED!!!
you know you're a stoner girl when you get a callus from your grinder
My next goal in this relationship is to teach my boyfriend that there are valid reasons to be fear of dolphins completely.
Should I be worried if two ants just crawled out of my purse?
Yes!
I don't know what to say to you.
I don't know what I said to you. Start with that.
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
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