So bad night, ended up beating off to porn and eating Keebler elf cookies.... at the same time :-(
is it considered a "problem" when you find a pickle slice in your bed in the morning or is it like a "super-awesome bonus"?
Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
im having a threesome with these popsicles
people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
We just spray painted his balls while he is passed out....I cant wait to see him try to figure this out in the morning.
At the time, making out with dudes for keg money seemed like a genius idea. Now I realize it was borderline prostitution.
He was with one girl when I went to bed, wad with another when I woke up and now he just told me he was with a 3rd in-between last night and this morning. Jesus Christ.
We had a pillow fight. It looks like an angel exploded here. A DRUNK ALCOHOLIC ANGEL
I woke up naked except for someone else's socks. Im so proud
Last night you made me help you pick the raisins out of a kashi bar and acted like it was the most important thing to ever happen to you or our friendship
Haha never eat brownies from a guy with batman pajamas
At least your road beer policy is responsible. Well, relatively speaking.
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
I want to get drunk and watch somebody else's tragedy.
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