hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
Honestly, it's not that easy picking a Saturday night outfit that can translate to Palm Sunday mass. Priorities.
I miss eating meals at a table and having unprotected sex..
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If they weren't representing Obama and the White House, they definitely would've punched me in the face.
Remember that time i gave you head on MY birthday and you made me stop so you could watch the rhino part in 300
We used a snorkel as a funnel. Can you say desperate?
I paused the movie when the delivery guys arrived, and while they were assembling the bed, one of the guys pointed to the tv and said "why so serious?" And it made the whole experience happy.
Jill you already won the game by finding a dude who will fuck you in flamingo knee socks. Theres no hope for the rest of us
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I found a video of us drunkenly yelling "we wanna be the Pope" as we passed around the blunt
For new year's, we should just keep our resolution simple and keep accomplishing burpees in heels.... while drunk.
I apparently got up in the middle of the night after fucking him and started looking for you under piles of his clothing
He wants to pour butter pecan flavored coffee creamer on me and lick it off. I'm like, dude, gross. French Vanilla ok? Ugh.
Ps. I'm slapping the bag. It's an emergency.
you were trying to drink the laundry detergent and yelling blue drankkkkk
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