Journey is playing on the radio....I think it is a sign I am going to pass my drug test
thank god random hookups don't end with college. happy birthday, america.
I'm done. I'm tired and there's a topless pic of me floating around the nation's largest 3G network.
The leasing office is hiring, so I gave them my resume and class schedule. I doubt they'll call me considering last summer at their "exotic animal" pool party I marched in with a funnel and demanded the employees chug. I doubt they've forgotten.
Hungover. Have to fix everything I've broken. I'm gonna be very late.
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
I've been smoking weed using candles all week and I just found a lighter. This may truly be the happiest moment of my life. It's embarrassing how excited I got
I just want nice things and good sex
I made out with about ten people last night. And four of them were just on the way to my car from the bar. And one was my roommate.
Can we go to the gas station to get cigarettes before we get drunk. It's hard enough to say Marlboro sober.
It was so small.
Tiny. Got to love sexting. Imagine finding out the old fashioned way.
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
Dude in the stall next to me shitting and sobbing. Dude another stall over, "Come on bro, you gotta loosen up." This is why I don't shit in public.
This pandemic, it’s making everyone horny. I’ve got dick stashed all over town
Whats a little breast milk between friends?
Randomize
