doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
just woke up in a hotel room.. realizing its the hotel i work at.. lets see how this walk of shame turns out
I woke up to three texts telling me to "go fuck myself," a panicked voicemail from my mom, and a girl thanking me... I'm not sure which I should take care of first
You filled up my voicemail with a slurred but graphic depiction of how you were humping a fire hydrant.
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I think I'm about to have sex with a second person before noon hehehhe! You're welcome America.
could you clean the juice and feathers off my bed I'm just not up for hangover cleaning.
proof that my night is going well: I can still open doors
I woke up in nothing but a shower cap and your sparkling coke straw snorter thing inbetween my toes. Explain.
im tired of her bring homeless men home when shes drunk. THEY ARE NOT FUCKING PETS!!!!
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I don't know what to be prouder of: the fact that last night i was able to successfully find my way home from evanston with 3-d glasses on, or that i was able to make my way around my house in the dark with my pants around my ankles
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
Ur dog was like a damn middle school chaperone this morning trying to lay between us after what he saw us do last night
IM DRINK YORE HIFH WE ARE POSTERCHOLD OF AMERICA
It wouldn't be New Years Eve if we knew where we would be at midnight
Maybe snorting K off penises isn't healthy
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