THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
and that's why he's hiding in the taco suit
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
i just successfully used the word "hymen" in a paper...welcome to senior seminar in lit.
You told the entire McDonalds staff that I was a whore and that you didn't want your french fries cooked.
quick, send me a pic of a fat chick eating ice cream in a bikini. no joke, no questions, just do it.
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
Are you alive?
I woke up under the pier.
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
Well you ended up trying to convince two Greek girls that you were Greek, but failed massively by shouting at them in Spanish, and then almost vomiting after taking way too much snuff. Maybe lay off the guinness next time?
Agree to hang out with him and then take a gigantic shit right on him. Or if youve forgiven him for being a fucker maybe make out with him.
Cause I know you wanna ride the D like a Vespa in ROMAN HOLIDAY
We need to get me chipped asap
Just showered and cleaned every bit of sex off of me cuz i have a feelin my stepmom has jesus powers and would be able to smell it on me
Nobody on Tinder wants to give you a Blumpkin.
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