well, atleast the road to alcoholism is fun.
a creepy fucking ass man came up and started raven cawwing in my ear... he said it was the raven mating call. i am officially freaked out
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
I know it sounds like a good idea, but doing Spanish homework at a bar just because the owners are Mexican and they give us margaritas really wasn't the best decision.
i'm not sure when i reached "slam my own hand in the door" status but my half attached fingernail is not grateful.
We created a neighborhood watchdog drinking game
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
Btw his name is Woody. I must be really drunk to think this is a good situation
i feel like ive seen the light, but not in the nasty christian way. thats gross. say no to jesus, kids
You took all of your clothes off and tried to seduce me and while trying to seduce me you decided you were too drunk and passed out.
You got your ass kicked outside KFC on Tuesday
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
DO NOT FUCK YOUR ENGAGED GAY NEIGHBOR!
if you and your penis don't hurry up, I'm getting drunk without you.
So I wake up to my ex girlfriends underwear hanging from the ceiling fan and the only thing i can think of is "what time is the game"
Randomize
