Writing my paper on freud at bar
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Going up to girls and asking if they were anal explosive or anal retentive as children
Smooth
READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
Did we have sex last night?
I think that was the general idea until I got you undressed and you puked on me.
She calls her new ritual "bed, bath, and beyond crunk". Hence why I found her passed out in my bath tub this morning.
I'd rather say I'm a whore then admit it's his child. Its that bad.
I'm Still in a robe trying to piece together 3-7am I'll be there in a few
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
haha she has always seemed a little off. when i met her i was told she was the queen slut. and she had a crown on at the time. it seemed appropriate.
Being home sucks. I haven't drank in like a week. Or smoked cigs. Or done drugs. Or had sex. My body is shutting down.
Omg. It's like you're one of those deprived kids living in a third world country. We need to save you.
Also, I'm going to TRY and be casual this weekend, but really, we need to be serious about equally dividing our time between party and bullshit.
Don't shower too much, need the shame to be fresh to get the best story
I'm storing dick pics, so basically if I'm still single after residency...ur gonna get bombarded. It's gonna be a blizzard of dicks.
Feel free to keep your blizzard of dicks to yourself.
oh you can't commit, don't have any real ambitions, and love to drink PBR? well.... sign me up!
Bitch how dare you drink my dos equis
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
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