covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
I want to dip my vagina in sugar. Not only will it be sweet, but it will have a nice sparkle.
She volunteers at a homeless shelter. You volunteered to drink 7 day expired milk for $3. No chance. Give up.
Walk of Shame today included voting.
Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser.
Why is your name on a gluestick in a plastic baggy stuck to my door?
Btw after this weekend the chipndales costume has a 125% success rate.
I'm hungry
Come here to eat and play. It'll be like Dave and Busters except with sex
It's Been a while since I puked in vomit bush. I hope it doesn't feel neglected
I achieved the level of drunk I wanted even with the length of dress I was in..
Not now. Out of camp chairs. Carving a new one with a chainsaw. Mushrooms are starting to kick and I gotta get this done NOW.
Please come to class. I miss you and I have a horse mask
I'm sitting naked on my bathroom floor and it remind me of us.
That's my way of saying I miss you
Because of you I'm damaged goods. I'm a fucking soup can and you dropped me.
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