Why don't you ever send me any naked pics
well if you came here i would keep you awake :*
did you just kiss me??? ... dude, im not gay
Text me right after you finish, I want to know how the ghetto fleshlight worked out
How about I just call you while I'm doing it so you can hear my reaction?
im gay
i know
yea but for you.
Two dudes got up on top of the pianos and danced shirtless. They didnt even get kicked out. I love vegas
Once he past out I measured his penis with my remote.
My dad just decided to play wingman for me... I dont want to let the family down... but both these girls are hideous
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
Pre-chapter meeting quote: "Why is there a bun literally taped to the shelf? That doesn't even make sense when you're drunk, who does that?"
Cancun blessed me with a drinking problem
I don't fucking know. He perched his parrot on his dick. I left after that.
Currently eating Dominos at the bar high as shit so that's how homework is going
Even though I'm gonna be a felon I'm having fun for time being.
He's a college graduate, has an excellent job, and respects his family. To say nothing of his 8.5 inch cock. His narcolepsy not withstanding...I'm marrying this motherfucker.
I don’t care that he’s a decade younger. He’s cute and I need a good penising
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