can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
I'm pretty sure I have jizz on the back of the dress I wore to church. Awesome.
i don't think my family understands the severity of a twenty first birthday.
I hope making "real" money at your "real" job is worth it because you totally missed beer and dorrito mac n cheese tuesday.
On an unrelated side note: I shall now attempt to crawl to the bathroom. Where I will lay motionless on the cold ceramic bathtub with hot water pouring over my shivering body as I desperately try not to vomit. Good day.
I woke up with her dog licking the wedding cake out of my ear and her sister finishing our Jaeger
Tell Taylor to rock on. Tell her she is so beautiful that the sun shines down on her face and shows her beauty. Tell her to live on, like Martin Luther King. He'll never die. He's living his dreams.
If me getting shot doesn't get me pussy I am officially gay
we got kicked out of her coke dealer's house when we wouldn't stop quoting "a league of their own"
communist
The guy behind me is talking about how his life goal is to use his knowledge of mathematics to make the world a better place. My only life goal right now is getting through this lecture without throwing up in my lap.
Yeah probably not. I have a hair appt, a gun class, and hopefully a boy to fuck. I'm booked.
You brought string cheese to the strip club
Caprisun cuts tequila surprisingly well...
Remember the girl I had sex with in the dorm stairwell? She got married!
Nobody likes ball hair. Not even gay dudes
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