WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
It tastes like I coughed up blood....hello liver damage, I've been expecting you.
she quoted hannah montana in her facebook status. i will never be speaking to her in person again.
Just bonged a beer from a vuvuzela...this place is only doing good for me
I don't want to smoke with her when she's on adderall. She carved her pumpkin for four hours & didn't say a word.
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
You've slept with me you know how lazy I am in bed.
In conversation she brought up that she slept with Tucker Max on the UF football field
We were sitting in a hot tub debating how drunk we could get by osmosis if we kept spilling our drinks in it. This is what engineering college does to you.
Some girl at my gym just tried to casually drop the fact she can kegel 3 lbs...
Nobody feels the need to text me back. Men. And I sent myself a message saying nakedness. I'm all the man I need.
he fell asleep naked and all I'm doing is staring at his weird balls
DUDE FUCK CALL ME SHE HAS GRANDKIDS
Why is everyone judging me for telling the cat a bedtime story?
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
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