Let's start a violent farting gang. We can do walkbys.
Thinking about bringing a vibrator to the tanning bed...kill two birds with one stone right?
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
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I just spend twenty minutes scrubing the "Happy Birthday" off of my vagina. He's never gonna forget this.
Was that you I seen riding on the top of a cab? Way to start the new year
Simple math equation: Up till 5 a.m. drinking + up at 9 a.m. for nephews birthday party = puking in the pool
She's legally too young to drink and was making out with a guy who is ethically too old to drink.
I called 911 when they kicked me out of the bar last night.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I like to send nudes ok? If that's my biggest flaw I think I'm ok
I woke up to a bum peeing outside my window, and he said, "This is embarrassing for you."
Yes please. My parents would fucking love him and I'd love fucking him. That's a win-win if I've ever seen one.
is it still the walk of shame if his dad gave me a 'thanks for sleeping with my son' head nod on my way out this morning?
I put the child locks on after I put you in the car and you then screamed, "I am a Phoenix, you can't restrain me. I NEED TO FLY!"
I think there is cocaine on my toothbrush.
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