did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
She took a break from repeating "my face is still buzzing!" to say that the phantom of the opera could be here
I ended up with a gash in my head from drunken dancing last night. I love life.
Oh and probably wearing a life jacket instead of clothes didn't help things either
put me on a leash or i'm going to fuck someone
Maybe it's the vicodin, but all I wanna do is hunt wild hogs.
My only expectation is honesty. And three orgasms every time.
I thought he was walking around the front. I just hit and run my booty call. I'm the worst non girlfriend ever
I was paranoid that someone would jizz in my hair while I had the cucumbers over my eyes. Super-High Spa Day didnt work out.
YES. YOU ARE GOING TO HAVE SEX WITH ME WHILE I SING LES MIS.
saw a dude wearin soccer cleats at the bar tonight. fuckin kiddin me man?
Yay! Also. When you're coming down eat waffles and touch yourself. You won't regret it.
I yelled at him as he left "you broke up with me. You lost your blow job privileges"
Woke up with a grilled cheese in my hand, it was like god giving me a high five for the night before
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