The next morning she woke up and asked who I was and where she was.
sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
I was still in a towel. We hadn't even started drinking yet and the champagne bottle dropped and exploded literally up into my vagina.
I woke up at 4 am to my roomate peeing all over my clean laundry. He thought he was in the bathroom and yelled at me for being in the bathroom with him while he was peeing.
The last thing I remember is your grandma calling me a pussy and taking my shot for me. Your family is awesome.
I woke up and the only 2 bowls I own were shattered on my floor. Pretty sure my hand and tailbone are broken and I have no idea what the fuck happened
We were on the ground in Tampa for 55 hours and we drank for 30 of them.
We won Spring Training 2013.
Listen I just pulled white girl hair out of my underwear. This has got to stop. I was wearing pants all night.
You throw up behind 1 mannequin and it's world war 3 in forever 21
my roommate woke me up with head. more awkward than it sounds.
I will find, mount, and marry that person.
Apparently, im the only one in the world who thinks Larry King is hot.
quit whining, rub some dirt on it, and lets get out there
its my penis
im going to smoke a cigarette and reflect on my life choices
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