I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
He's been dead since March and more people write on his wall than mine.
my grandma was just praying before dinner, and before she could finish my gpa lifted his glass and said 'and here's to avatar!'
smelt my brothers hands when he got home to see if he lied about smoking again...he didn't lie but i definitely didn't expect to smell some other girls vagina.
So, how do I go about conveying: I'm sorry, yet very glad she is having my abortion. Via text msg?
haha she has always seemed a little off. when i met her i was told she was the queen slut. and she had a crown on at the time. it seemed appropriate.
I CRIED after phone sex. Am I gay?
I totally gave him head in sync to Beastie Boy's Sabotage playing in the background.
We should go, because after those margaritas time is running out on my sobriety clock.
So we just smoked a bowl, out of an antler, with this old dude, while standing at the bar. Dude just walked up and said we were in his spot, just began packing it and handing it around...
I would say "man cannot subsist on sexting and brownies alone" but I think it's actually possible.
Turns out she left way earlier. So I'm stuck with this guy asking where he can score meth and if I'm really straight.
You tried paying your tab with the coaster
Oh and it took quite a bit of doing, but I managed to wipe my butt with the hat you left in my car
He was calculating the number of ceiling tiles when I was on top it was fucking rain man.
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