Yea, forget your mom. She will be home after her one night stand.
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
swear to god some girl just crawled out of the washing machine. this is intense.
Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success.
Im watching him eat cream cheese and hot dog buns.
Had sex and ran 2.8 miles all before 7:30am. This is going to be a very productive Monday.
I told you being able to play expert on guitar hero would get us laid one day
He told me to keep watching the Grammys and then went down on me.. I think I'm in love.
So this is how i'm celebrating Easter? By eating chicken nuggets and masturbating all day. What a life.
I swear to god he thought my ass was a bag of wine last night.
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
there's fucking coffee grinds packed all inside my pipe. what did i do
On my way home I saw a car that had "MOVE OVER PLZ" emblazoned across the windshield backwards, so people could see it in their rearview mirror
If I ever drive for Lyft or Uber I'm definitely gonna do that
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