I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
I wish Michael J Fox could read me bedtime stories
He could rock you to sleep
if they reproduce, their children will be the worst quarters players ever
Of course she said it wasn't that good, I don't bring my A game to pity fuck the thrice divorced girl from work
If you have a glass table... Put it up. I don't wanna hurt myself again, I just got my stitches out...
I figure hes like disneyworld. You know youre only going once or twice in life. Might as well have fun and ride the rides
I'm hoping my engineering degree will pay off when I invent porn watching in the shower
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
First time since we broke up that I'm not drunk before noon...win for broken hearts everywhere
I can't handle more than one dick at once. I become crazy. It's hard to be mellow and free spirited and polygamous at the same time.
The fact that you got a stranger guy to buy you a pizza off tinder makes me feel amazing
Hey guys.. So I accidentally broke the front door last night
so... i have a picture of you and three other girls making kissy faces at this giant stuffed banana you're holding. however, you seem to be violently screaming at it.
Those bitches did NOT have my back.
I woke up naked and alone this morning. What a life
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