we've reached the level in our friendship where i don't think he would rape me
I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
He proposed that we "bone". I've completely given up on boys.
its not that he announces that he can deep throat a banana its the fact he knows he can and it makes me wonder how he found out
We team puked and then made sex like wild monkeys. If that isn't love, I don't know what is.
I'm currently looking through google images of circumsized penises and realizing how vital pre-marital sex is.
So I fucked her. If you're keeping score at home, it's all tied up with horrible sex with someone I like and great sex with someone I hate both with 1.
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
I'm chasing my vodka with snickers.
We're meant to be. Apparently God wants me to get dicked down pretty good too so I'm not complaining about destiny
My mom found your leather pants in our guest room. She doesn't want to know why they are there, she just wants to know if you want them washed.
Our relationship revolved around Taylor Swift albums. It's no wonder it ended so fast
Quote of the night award goes to my father "I like wearing my swim trunks around the house because they are cooler and more blousy for my balls". Yay dad
i think we sleep fucked last night...
its as if im in a choose your own adventure book. except im not the reader and someone else is choosing my fate...one awesome decision at a time.
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