Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
Ketchup is God's man juice
The last two calls in my phone are dominos and 911. I'm not sure how my night went.
he legitimately fell asleep standing up at the club. everyone was impressed
she insisted that i refer to her boobs by name.
I really like you, but I want to get to know you on a time when I am not at drugs.
I need to stop having one night stands with guys in my building so I can have someone to borrow milk from without it being awkward
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
Puking on the side of the road and legitimately just got a head nod and thumbs up from an 80 year old man on a Segway... What the fuck?
FACE TIME HER WHILE YOU GUYS BANG
Like what did he say to his host family? The girl I causally sleep with on the weekends is coming over?! And they thought "well lets feed her dinner"
It was all good till you had ppl chasin shots of ciroc with fucking applesauce
You guys wanna start around 10:30 tomorrow?
We can start at 5am for all I care. You ask like I have plans.
We put you in the box and you started to cry, that's how high you were.
No, no... It was great. I feel like my liver took a vodka shower and washed it's hair with pabst
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