Did you know that cab drivers don't take quarters for payment? They don't even like it when you ask.
You probably shouldn't be hiding under someones bed listening to them get head
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
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it was really awkward. it took him like like 2 minutes to realize who he was jacking off to. he stopped mid-stroke. such a small small world
i told you not to try chat roulette
so its official, girls can see a boner through my snuggie.
I thought he was being really sweet and protective when he pulled me away from the guy i was hooking up with, but turns out he just wanted me to get chicken nuggets with him...
Yesterday I dumped him, went out for my birthday, hooked up with someone else, and today he still fed my cat. Living with your ex ain't so bad . . .
Does Jesus have blonde highlights? Pretty sure I saw him in a lavender shirt and Sperry's.
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unless you have a dick and you were thinking of chopping that off
Found the cure to anxiety attacks.
An orgasm
Tent sex on an air mattress requires balance and flexibility. Not for the faint of heart
I spilled a whole plate of queso and salsa on my bed so I'm just eating it off my sheets with chips. How's your night going?
Bro. I traded my coat. I have a Raiders coat now.
This is very awkward but where is my dildo, Mom
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