I have this horrible feeling I'm going to blackout tonight & only be able to say 'wasabi bobby' over & over again.
I totally have a Rabbi on speed dial now. Keep it Kosher.
I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
his genitalia just looks like a thumbs up. a really really small thumbs up.
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
that was after you ironed the burrito. didn't leave much cheese on the ironing board though
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
The only way I could get him to agree to hook up with her is telling him I'd hook up with him next week.
You bit the bartender when he refused to poor rum in your purse and hand you a straw.
its kind of scaring me that i am turned on by tom cruise in rock of ages
We had a deepthroating contest with breadsticks at Olive Garden
Uh oh we had sex and I don't think I like him anymore help
Is it awkward to pay for your boob job with scholarship money? Either way, it's happening.
listen. i haven't sucked a dick in well over three years but i believe in myself.
Forget about letting a 70-year-old man suck on my tits for coke... telling my new boyfriend about it was the poor life choice.
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