I had just got her shirt off when I realized that I was about to fuck Chewbacca from Star Wars. The way she moaned confirmed that I was.
I gave him a blowie and after he said he wanted to send a giftbasket to the girl we met through.
Someone told me that drinking would get me no where in life. Drinking has gotten me everywhere in life.
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
Dude its barely eleven am and there is already a firetruck and ambulance at the shamrock...happy st paddys day
she works at a police station now. i think thats the definition of keeping your enemies closer.
Pre-drinking/conditioning my liver for this impending hurricane party associated with cat. 2 hurricane Irene. Be ready to roll in a weather channel minute.
I kinda wanna eat your hands right now.
Put down the everclear and go to bed.
U should feel bad.. u r like a sex politician. All talk and no follow thru
It's kind of like, standing in a garage and pretending you're a car. Except you're naked.
they told me if I wanted to live here I had to get an ass tattoo and then they all mooned me simultaneously. ass tattoos as far as the eye could see.
I ran into cvs barefoot with my belt undone and shirt buttoned wrong and didn't even have to ask. The guy working pointed and said "they're back there."
That's how I look going for the pbr.
Damn you are the highwater mark of the naked women in my life. Like idk what lined up but yeah.
And with the bitter taste of failure in my mouth, i am off to pub to drown it in tequila and 19 year olds, so in the morning i can add pregnancy and stds to my list of problems.
This toilet bowl is my home.
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