Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
id tell you what to do, but my morals dont exactly scream, "Listen to this guy!"
Just ducktaped my beer to my bike. See you in ten.
He asked if I was on the pill, apparently I just downed my glass of beer and winked at him...
Did you write "I hope this gives you aids" on my box of capn crunch?
and then the entire party sang the national anthem a capella around the keg.
Yea my vagina was pretty pissed at me for not taking advantage of the situation...
I always knew I'd be the first one with an STD
I'm single as of 11 minutes ago. I was the chick who drunkenly tried to climb into bed with you 2 weeks ago. Wanna make this happen?
Just so we're clear this time around: This is dinner with my FAMILY. Not an opportunity for you to drink too much, and use the word "dick-thumpin" in casual conversation.
if I just puked into my own hand, but then cleaned it up quickly, quietly, and calmly, am I still a trainwreck?
He was having a "party in the princess castle." At what point do I blindfold him and take him to AA?
Im organizing a group to help fondle my shoe. Too many shots dude. Too many.
My boobs looked so good under the black light I saw a girl physically cover her boyfriend's eyes.
I'm just gonna back away slowly and come back when there's less weird crap.
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