i have no concept of time, i feel my nose, and im seeing everything in bitty hexagons.
he aplogized for the shitty sex and called me "ma'am" when he did it. And he wants redemption sex. Gah I love southern gentlemen.
I heard from anne today. She has a broken collarbone and is knocked up. Apparently florida is awesome
I need to sleep with 3 more guys by midnight to meet my 2010 resolution..
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
I cant. There's fences everywhere and I think I have a boyfriend. Its fabulous.
tell your freshman friends. will trade sexual favors for swipes. ive got dinner tomorrow open and lunch on wed
Did you fuck him in my garden last night?
That WOULD explain the dirt in my vagina
I picked up a guy that night wearing a onesie. I kicked Xmas' ass
somehow I feel like "adventures with cocaine and molly" wouldn't be an appropriate "How I Spent My Spring Break" essay topic.
The trash can in my living room is full of Popsicle sticks and my vibrator has taken up permanent residence on my coffee table. I'm not doing anything productive. Clearly.
I'm having post-experience "why didn't I fuck her in a public bathroom" regrets
Amnesty Wednesday? I'm free to do dirty things to you and you can't laugh or judge?
How dare you not respond to me after opening up a picture of my bare breasts
I’m inviting a few of my favorite manwhores to a pool party. Bring booze and wear your banana hammock so Amy can see what I’m always talking about
Randomize
