my mother and i just seriously had a convorsation about why you cant Google "Refurbished Dildos"
i guess i called my mom last night. she wasnt nearly as impressed with what we did in the bathroom as i was
You couldn't hold yourhead up but you managed to unzip my zipper. That's skill..
But he found my shoe...that at least deserves a handjob.
Euphemism? No, "pantsless vodka yoga" is a legitimate pastime of mine
We are going to need a water proof camera with a flash....exit routes....lots of booze.....and a tutu for good measure
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
Before we rave about the healing powers of your penis, remember it nearly killed me as well.
Maybe you need to change your pickup move. The "hey check these out" titty flash gets you the wrong kinda man.
He is really drunk but I just found $20 so it's like I am getting paid to babysit
my talents include tricking people into giving me money and free drugs
Your amazing boobs made me fall in love with boobs. I never cared about boobs you should be proud
So I'm buying milk, bread, yogurt & lube. Not awkward at all
Basic items
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
Dude, I'm pretty sure I just drank iced tea last night and yet I'm still hungover. What the fuck is my body anymore ?
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